Random Nonsensical Sentences

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 28-03-20, 20:33

Went up 2 flights of stairs to the basement....

**Carnation** · 29-03-20, 02:02

Put the clocks forward by turning back two hours...

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 29-03-20, 10:16

As as I walked slowly running a man with no head saw me ....

**Carnation** · 29-03-20, 11:36

Flying saucers throughout the air left cups with no bottoms....

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 29-03-20, 12:20

Just done the washing but the fridge didn’t spin properly so now the dog is meowing...

**Carnation** · 29-03-20, 12:35

Watched a film backwards, very disappointed in the beginning.....

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 29-03-20, 14:41

Lol...

All through the night during the day I kept falling asleep waking up....

**Carnation** · 29-03-20, 16:13

It was sunny and cloudy from midnight yesterday, today much the same.....

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 29-03-20, 20:18

Put the clocks forward an hour but it was still the same time so I unplugged the telly...

**Carnation** · 29-03-20, 23:13

Ironed a top, but left the bottom.....

Thread: Random Nonsensical Sentences