Random Nonsensical Sentences

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 02-04-20, 13:36

I did the same Carnation but kept my eyes shut cause I could’nt hear.....

**Carnation** · 02-04-20, 16:22

My watering can was heavy so I used a teaspoon....

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 02-04-20, 16:39

The flowers in my garden grow upside down cause the sun hurts their eyes....

**Carnation** · 03-04-20, 15:21

I couldn't reach the cupboard, so I took it down and now keep it on the floor....

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 03-04-20, 17:08

25-15=30 which is 45+98 doubled, that give you a total of 1%...

**Carnation** · 03-04-20, 17:45

I took the car for spin it got dizzy and wanted to come home...

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 03-04-20, 20:36

30 minutes is more than an hour but about the same on Saturdays cause it usually rains Mondays 20 minutes after it started....

**Carnation** · 04-04-20, 11:35

Kettle makes too much noise so put it outside...

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 04-04-20, 12:56

Could see see the man was dead cause he’d banged his toe and was swearing his head off..

**Carnation** · 04-04-20, 17:25

No more candles to burn so used celery and carrots

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