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    The first man on the moon didn't shave his ocelot.
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    A trout may use its beak to search through the seven seas for heaps

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    Once upon a time there were some trousers, called Dave.

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    When the lazy pig roars the army shall shine my shoes.

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    My monkey wears a gingham dress but only on Tuesdays when it's time to polish his toothbrush.
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    Timid is the best, shrugging is the answer to your wildest west

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    When I went to St Ives I met a Salmon with seven chives.
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    With hobbling knees the landlord bowed and returned as a patsy

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    Rabbits like carrots from steam trains orbiting the checkout.
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    Re: Random Nonsensical Sentences

    When gypsies play twister the lager increases the grabbing tactics

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