Random Nonsensical Sentences

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 26-04-20, 11:22

Brilliant answers from you both xxxx

My neighbour dropped dead but dead wasn’t hurt cause he landed on the grass...

**Carnation** · 26-04-20, 11:59

I watched the tide come in at the seaside but it still kept going out......

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 26-04-20, 19:32

I also saw the tide go out but it had been grounded so it’s now in trouble...

**MRS STRESS ED** · 26-04-20, 23:13

well l saw the sea tide too it was in a big knot

**Carnation** · 27-04-20, 11:44

I went for a dip in the sea but my bread stick just got soggy and salty.....

**MRS STRESS ED** · 27-04-20, 15:30

l was looking at the seaweed on the beach oh it was along long wee

**Carnation** · 28-04-20, 11:44

My hands were sore, so put some cream on them with the jam on top........

**MRS STRESS ED** · 28-04-20, 16:20

l needed to sand my door down l just couldn't get the sand to stay on the paper

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 29-04-20, 13:18

My computer crashed but no one was hurt, just windows broken...

**Carnation** · 29-04-20, 15:59

I went to the butchers to get my hair cut as the hairdressers was closed...

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