Random Nonsensical Sentences

**MRS STRESS ED** · 29-04-20, 17:04

l asked my hairdresser to put my hair in a bun, it was covered in icing and cream.

**Carnation** · 29-04-20, 19:08

Good one

I asker my hairdresser for a plait and she gave me a croissant...

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 29-04-20, 21:23

I asked my hairdresser for a Bob but she gave me a Jim...

**Carnation** · 29-04-20, 23:56

I decided on a wash and go. The hairdresser washed my hair, then told me to go...

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 30-04-20, 13:03

Went for for a walk in the summer sun and got frost bite....

**MRS STRESS ED** · 30-04-20, 15:28

my wallpaper won't stay on my walls it said l needed paste l used chicken paste maybe it should of been salmon

**Carnation** · 01-05-20, 09:51

I went for a meal with a friend who suggested we go Dutch, so I managed to find a apron and a small white tablecloth to wear on my head....

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 02-05-20, 18:30

Last Night I saw a shooting star, it had a Double Barrelled Shot Gun

**MRS STRESS ED** · 02-05-20, 22:31

l tried to catch the bus today trouble was when it was falling from the sky l blinked and missed it

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 04-05-20, 12:55

If 3 horses with 5 legs jump over 10 bars with no beer what time does the number 17 bus stop in town....

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