Random Nonsensical Sentences

**MyNameIsTerry** · 09-10-15, 08:59

Orangutans play savage games with nettles from kettles in police stations.

**SurfingWaves** · 09-10-15, 21:20

Spill the beans or three drooping hags will wince at your harvest

**MyNameIsTerry** · 10-10-15, 10:05

The days of our lives begin with yesterday's left over chicken.

**SurfingWaves** · 10-10-15, 10:37

Isnt it magnificent that in space no one can hear pitchpipes

**MyNameIsTerry** · 10-10-15, 11:19

Monlkeys are doing handstands to celebrate national shovel day.

**SurfingWaves** · 10-10-15, 17:46

My pension only begins when the leaves slam the decks and the hybrids return.

**MyNameIsTerry** · 10-10-15, 23:27

Never make an appointment to open up a penguin.

**SurfingWaves** · 13-10-15, 20:41

It was once rumoured that the strength of ten men is unusual after twelve pints

**MyNameIsTerry** · 13-10-15, 23:18

Times change like clothes worn by seahorses.

**SurfingWaves** · 14-10-15, 01:09

Lower the flaps and ascend because when sammy the snake moves it's horrific for a year.

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