Random Nonsensical Sentences

**MyNameIsTerry** · 14-10-15, 09:24

When you wiggle in front of the reaper expect a sausage.

**SurfingWaves** · 14-10-15, 21:01

The screech of a wurzel is akin to the sound of a thousand spectrums loading

**MyNameIsTerry** · 14-10-15, 23:31

Lords are a leaping, French hens are purring, but partridges know best.

**SurfingWaves** · 16-10-15, 21:14

A house full of plinths is similar to a cottage covered in clamps : it's nothing but happy flashes

**MyNameIsTerry** · 16-10-15, 23:13

Never poke an angry tomato with a cucumber or things can very quickly turn pastry.

**SurfingWaves** · 19-10-15, 22:55

Jezzer was badly praised three times for holding a fling party for stuck up croneys

**MyNameIsTerry** · 19-10-15, 23:12

Ginger people got that way because clifftops are bird flavoured.

**SurfingWaves** · 19-10-15, 23:21

The master of glam rock was found guilty of Cloning his mother's chin

**MyNameIsTerry** · 20-10-15, 09:04

A sixth toe maketh a milk float.

**SurfingWaves** · 22-10-15, 21:18

The fat biggot was chased in to a church and through a portal to lapland where he celebrated 6 pies

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