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    Top Trump: A Poem

    ( from an idea by MrsCav )

    When a Blue Whale trumps
    The bubbles are big enough
    To fit a horse inside

    When Donald opens his mouth
    The prejudice is big enough
    To fit his head inside

    With German Grandparents
    He might get the hump
    His german name is Donald Drumpf

    With his Trumpeted towers
    His names in the air
    Its not the Americans but everyone else he scares

    He’s planning to build a Mexican wall
    He’s for banning migrants, Arabs and all
    As we listen to his amercian drawl
    His ideas make my skin crawl

    He’s planning his run for President
    He’s named all the folks he resents
    Donalds part of the Silent Majority
    With plans that don’t seem part of Democracy

    He can insult everyone in a room
    He can call down that Obama is doom
    Donalds openly said one reason he's rich
    Dealing with Politicians is part of his Shtick

    Hes got Sarah Palin on his side
    The Tea Party along for the ride
    Hes going to track all Muslims on a Database
    Wow, this Donald Trump isn’t he Ace !!!!

    He’s got money that’s for sure
    All that’s great about American’s he ensures
    He’s got a wig that wags like an American flag
    He’s got a well fed belly over his trousers it sags
    President in Waiting Donald Trump y’all
    Believes Hilary and Obama created ISIS n’all
    Believes hes going to protect Christianity
    and we can see that the Pope really agrees …………………

    Donald Duck
    You’re in the firing line
    Without your shtick
    We’ll do just fine.

    **END**
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    Re: Top Trump: A Poem

    Yowzer, I got a tag line!!

    Your poem is very very good and funny! You did this all by yourself. Again, well done and you rock being able to stand up in front of others and deliver a performance!
    Last edited by MrsCav; 19-02-16 at 20:55.

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    Re: Top Trump: A Poem

    Bahahahaha ... I'm laughing but I'm terrified he'll be our president ... Might move to the UK or Canada then!!!

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    Yes, he might be tha answer to net migration in America as so many folks would leave !!!! ha ha

    I'm so glad people find it funny, that was what I was aiming for, funny but serious
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    Re: Top Trump: A Poem

    He's won another primary !!!!!

    Surely the USA will not elect him :( :/
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    Re: Top Trump: A Poem

    Quote Originally Posted by mezzaninedoor View Post
    He's won another primary !!!!!

    Surely the USA will not elect him :( :/
    I thought Sarah Palin backing him would be the end!
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    Re: Top Trump: A Poem

    This is getting alarming now. I'm with Terry, I thought once Sarah got involved that would be it for him.

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    Re: Top Trump: A Poem

    Tea Party is obviously a lot stronger in the make up of the Republican vote than it was 4/5 years ago :(
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    Re: Top Trump: A Poem

    I don't think he is even the tea party ... but does get some Tea Party supporters. That's more Ted Cruz if I'm correct, but I'm not a republican anyway. It's terrifying but what is more terrifying is the number of people I personally know who support him. He doesn't say anything of substance, he has no concrete plans, and he is racist and sexist. I do not understand it.

    Luckily there is an island in Canada that has invited all of us Americans to move there if Trump is elected.

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    When I watched the programme about his campaign on our TV about a month ago I was surprised to not see people wearing white pointy hats and sheets, swgrl. I don't mean any offence to people you know but some of the people in the audience looked the type from how they were acting towards a Muslim who turned up to protest.

    Something I also noticed was the number of non white Americans in the crowd. That seemed pretty hypocritical given his views. Imagine if they faced that when they came to your country (their great grandparents probably faced a lot of it!), they wouldn't think the same. It reminds me of some of the arguments from ethnic minorities over here to stop immigration yet they wouldn't even have been here themselves!

    Over here we have a party called UKIP. Do you know them? They were doing well in the surveys. When it came to voting time, they crashed out. What were they doing throughout their campaign? Telling people what they wanted to hear and not having any real policies. Trump surely doesn't care about policy, he's all about the green, always has been. Is he just playing to the voters?

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    Quote Originally Posted by swgrl09 View Post
    Luckily there is an island in Canada that has invited all of us Americans to move there if Trump is elected.
    Perhaps they could put up a wall to stop him getting in?
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