Top Trump: A Poem

[Noivous]

Hey Terry you didn't happen to see a baby Trump floating around over London somewhere did you?

[MyNameIsTerry]

Quite a lot of things float around in London, N They say it's a quicker death to drink from The Thames than jump into it

A bunch of whining babies floating a giant orange baby. No irony there at all

They want him to go nuts on Twitter about it. I hope he responds saying how great it is, they will explode

[MyNameIsTerry]

Probably a good job it was restricted to 30m, any higher and you wouldn't be able to see it

Still at least they can get high off the helium afterwards.



Looks like a big orange Slimer from that distance

[KK77]

That overgrown toddler needs a safety-pin stuck in it! What a load of hot air pffft

[Noivous]

I wonder if they're going to market mini ones for the kiddies? If so I'd like to get a few. Gotta raise em right you know.

[mezzaninedoor]

Trumps visit to the UK has been noxious.
Hes just not a classy man at all.
He was really rude to the Queen, Theresa May & Sadiq Khan.
He though the Scots loved him and voted Leave when they didnt.
etc etc

Protestors did a good job.
Trumps self promotion knows no bounds.

[KK77]

He was really rude to the Queen,

Good

[MyNameIsTerry]

Trumps visit to the UK has been noxious.
Hes just not a classy man at all.
He was really rude to the Queen, Theresa May & Sadiq Khan.
He though the Scots loved him and voted Leave when they didnt.
etc etc

Protestors did a good job.
Trumps self promotion knows no bounds.

Prince Phillip should have told Trump to "bagger orf back to the colonies"

It would be funny if Corbyn did become PM. Would be be marching against the people he was due to meet when they came over?

[mezzaninedoor]

Corbyn will not become PM, It just wont happen, enough people are suspicious of him as a hard leftie that it wont happen.
Bearing that in mind the Tory party really needs to get a grip of Brexit and stop its in fighting, as a cabinet and government it really should be pulling together and delivering Brexit.

Im a Remainer but Im aware that Brexit has to happen, but come on, please don't f$%k it up

[Noivous]

I still want to know where I can get a mini baby Trump.

Hey where's Hanshan when we need him?

I see Australian Prime Minister Turnbull has come out in full support of President Trump in regards to his meeting with Putin. Turnbull calling Trump an American Patriot. Way to go mate!