blonde joke (do not read if offended)

[Panic1971]

I urgently needed a few days off work,

But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy"

Then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,

So, that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days

off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,

"What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb

He said, "You are clearly stressed out."

Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,

"...And where do you think you're going?!"






(You're gonna love this...)





She said,




"I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark!!"

[weepinky]

Thanks Ann................................brilliant !!!!!

[groovygranny]

At the risk of sounding very politically incorrect.......

Hahahahaha!

I'm not easily offended.....

....I got my blonde highlights/streaks out of a bottle anyway hehe!!

lotsa luv

GG
xx

PS: Seriously though, hope my amusement hasn't offended any real blondes

[manmoor]

Lol Ann very funny xx