Funny Phrases

[MyNameIsTerry]

To cock a snook.

Are snooks known to be in favour of a good cocking?

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One I heard on the TV comedy, Benidorm.

"If he fell into a barrel of tits he'd come up sucking his thumb!"

[MyNameIsTerry]

A line from Police Academy 2.

"Take your balls out of your wife's handbag! "

[MyNameIsTerry]

In the TV comedy The Thin Blue Line.

"I don't be would get it if it came in a large paper bag marked IT"

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Lower than a snake's belly.

[MyNameIsTerry]

Lower than a snake's belly.

Frankie Howerd used to say "it's wicked to mock the afflicted".

[MyNameIsTerry]

That's enough to grow hair on a rock.

[Noivous]

Where do middle aged folks go on their honeymoon?

Viagra Falls!

[MyNameIsTerry]

Husband: Would you like a couple of painkillers for your headache, dear?
Wife: I haven't got a headache.
Husband: Fancy a shag then?

[Magic]

Yes I agree with the last poster TRUE!!!!!