Funny Phrases

**Noivous** · 10-07-16, 03:15

I'll start.

That restaurant is so busy nobody goes there anymore

**Carnation** · 10-07-16, 08:52

It's raining cats and dogs!

**Mojo61** · 10-07-16, 08:56

Less is more

**Carnation** · 10-07-16, 09:10

Be careful what you wish for, it might come true.

**Noivous** · 10-07-16, 09:20

Ever notice when you've had a hat on for a long time it feels like it's not there. Then when you take it off it feels like it is there.

**Carnation** · 10-07-16, 09:29

I feel like I am wearing a hat all the time.

**Noivous** · 10-07-16, 09:36

Originally Posted by Carnation

I feel like I am wearing a hat all the time.

Hahaha you're wearing all sorts of hats these days aren't you lol.

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Originally Posted by Carnation

It's raining cats and dogs!

And I stepped in a poodle!

**Carnation** · 10-07-16, 09:50

Well, the proof is in the pudding.

**Noivous** · 10-07-16, 09:56

Jumbo shrimp!

**Carnation** · 10-07-16, 10:01

You can't have your cake and eat it!

Why not? Is someone else going to eat my cake?

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