To the Girls !!

[nomorepanic]

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong


Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the b***h up with cookies.
(Unknown)


The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
Helen Hayes (at 73)-


I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
Janette Barber


My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Erma Bombeck


Old age ain't no place for sissies.
Bette Davis


Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen


If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
Catherine


I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
Roseanne Barr


Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Maryon Pearson


Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
Eleanor Roosevelt

[Under~The~Stars]

PMSL!!

Nic that made me laugh so much!!

[jo61]

That is just pure class Nicola.

[Piglet]

Yeah that cracked me up -

Relate to every single one!!!

Piglet

[jodie]

that was very funny made me laugh

jodie

[manmoor]

Lol Nic excellene thanks for sharing xxx

[wobily_lin]

lmfao nic wicked lol

[jitterbug]

I lol'd!

[happyone]

That was soooooooo funny. I particularly liked the one about ironing and hitting head on bunk bed..................oh lord I am warped!

Happyone
xx

[den42]

hi nic
they were really funny, got any more

denise xx