Things I hate about everybody....
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...
---I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point
at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?---
2. People who are willing to get off their a*se to search the
---entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.---
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
---F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?---
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
---Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've
found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?---
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
---No t****r, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the
f*cking floor.---
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".
---Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?---
7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
---Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything
before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.---
8. When people say "life is short".
---What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!!
What can you do that's longer?---
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?".
---If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?---
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.
---So what did they used to be? Ears? Wellington boots?---
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?'
---No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.---
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet.
---Thanks, that's an image I really didn't need.---
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....
---It has to be a McChicken Burger, NOT just a Chicken Burger you get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you Mcf*cking Mct****r.---
14. When you're involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'
---Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.---
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i love number 4,brilliant,so thankyour mom for me,i haven't even smiled since Sunday!!
Love Paddie.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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