The Hormone Warning
The hormone hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.
Dangerous: What's for dinner?
Safer: Can I help you with dinner?
Safest: Where would you like to go for dinner?
Ultrasafe: Have some chocolate!
Dangerous: Are you wearing that?
Safer: Wow you look good in brown!
Safest: Wow look at you!
Ultrasafe: Have some chocolate!
Dangerous: What are you so worked up about?
Safer: Could we be overreacting?
Safest: Here's my paycheck!
Ultrasafe: Have some chocolate!
Dangerous: Should you be eating that?
Safer: You know, there are alot of apples left.
Safest: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
Ultrasafe: Have some chocolate!
Dangerous: What did you do all day?
Safer: I hope you didn't over-do it today!
Safest: I've always loved you in that robe!
Ultrasafe: Have some more chocolate!
xxx
Sandy
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