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    No spekah de english..

    NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

    A bus stops and two men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

    The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

    "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

    The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig." she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud on Public places about our sex lives."

    "Hey, coola down lady, " said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi',"

    £5.00 says you're gonna read this again!

    Hopa u lik LOL


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    Re: No spekah de english..

    very good, your right you won a fiver you have to look again you just cant help it

    keep them coming
    denise

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    Re: No spekah de english..

    LOL Jill

    very good.

    Thats £10 you got!

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    Re: No spekah de english..

    you're coining it in
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    Re: No spekah de english..

    LMAO will a cheque do? Its like a fruit pastel, you just gotta chew


    Jaco

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    Re: No spekah de english..

    Hahaha!

    £25




    PS: why is a cheque like a fruit pastel then ?



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    Re: No spekah de english..

    GG

    I mean't like you can't resist chewing a pastel like you can't resist reading again.

    Keep up lady

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    Re: No spekah de english..

    Oh yeah! I get it!

    Don't s'pose it would taste very nice anyway...

    ......the cheque that is, not the fruit pastel......


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    Re: No spekah de english..

    i read it again before i read the bit that bet i would...

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    Re: No spekah de english..

    Awww Gill thats the BEST !!!!!!


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