i was out on my beautiful red sports honda motorcycle,top to toe leathers,the inner dialogue being "lookin good feelin good" i noticed some highly attractive women outside the postal depot i was picking up from.
i slinked back to the bike("lookin good feelin good")and leapt on,perfect.
with a glance towards the beautiful women, i switched on the bike,
click,purrrrrrrrrrr......perfect.off we go,lookin good feelin good.
off into the sunset............................................ .......


well actually,over the handlebars then under the bike
it was still chained to a lampost.


lesson learned.chain up the front wheel not the back