Relapse! Coping, Symptoms and Tips.

[Carnation]

Oh no! What have you started YNWA

[MyNameIsTerry]

Santa goes to the doctor with a mince pie stuck up his bottom.

Doctor: you're in luck, I've got a cream for that.

[fishman65]

*groan* at some of these jokes we’re telling.

OK Darksky. The chess fanatic joke.

The following article was in our local newspaper this week. ‘The police had to attend an incident at a local hotel recently after violence broke out between members of a Christmas chess club convention in the hotel’s lobby. The chess players were forcibly removed from the premises.

Asked his opinion as to why the players were removed from the lobby, the hotel manager said he couldn’t stand ‘chess nuts boasting in an open foyer’. 😉

[Carnation]

Groan

[Darksky]

What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary one?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus’ weight when he was born?

They had a weigh in a manger

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

”I’ll never part with it”

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Ok that’s me done ( thank God I hear you say) I’m off to clear the fire out.

[Carnation]

Darksky, are you opening the Christmas crackers early?

[YoullNeverWalkAlone]

Opps Sorry Carnation But I love it, I’m trying to remember all these...

Who's a Christmas tree’s favourite singer....Spruce Springsteen....lol

[Darksky]

A title for this section…….

Knock knock..
Who’s there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah good Christmas joke?

Or even a bad one, as seen in these posts

[Carnation]

Well, it's good therapy to laugh.
Not so sure about groaning though.

[MyNameIsTerry]

Would this be an appropriate time to ask if Fishman is a breast or a leg man?