International Womens Day.

[Lola-Lee]

To all the beautiful women in my life and all on NMP,thank you.



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[Buster70]

Did my bit for women's day , I put my own toe nails in the bin
It's not a good time to be a man is it ? Can't tar us all with the Weinstein brush .
Anyone know when men's day is ? I'll ask a woman and get back to you I've heard it's the 32nd of nevember .

[Lola-Lee]

Isn't it blokes day every day/night? I think it's Sepmenday

[MyNameIsTerry]

Isn't it blokes day every day/night? I think it's Sepmenday

That depends on whether there is a "headache" looming

[WiseMonkey]

That depends on whether there is a "headache" looming

My ex-husband always had a headache looming!

Aside from that, kudos to our lovely Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern who along with all New Zealanders, celebrated 125 years of women's suffrage. NZ was the first country to give women the vote.

Our PM and her partner Clarke Gayford are expecting their first child in June. He is going to be a stay-at-home dad, while she gets on with the job

[MyNameIsTerry]

Happy International Women's Day

But I do think you need to remember that men have a place in a woman's life.

For instance, when you are at the very worst of those PMS symptoms who can you rely on to get out the hammer and start banging that cupboard they've been finding reasons not to fix for weeks?

And when you're on the nudist beach where are you going to hang your car keys?

I'm sorry women of the world but there has to be balance in everything so having too much fun would be bad for you therefore nature presents we men as the solution as you can't beat us for the subject of a good old moan to redress that balance

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My ex-husband always had a headache looming!

Aside from that, kudos to our lovely Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern who along with all New Zealanders, celebrated 125 years of women's suffrage. NZ was the first country to give women the vote.

Our PM and her partner Clarke Gayford are expecting their first child in June. He is going to be a stay-at-home dad, while she gets on with the job

I've always found such men to be a bizarre offshoot of nature.

I once remember an absolutely stunning married woman I worked with who complained about her husband. She was naked in leather boots standing on the bed as he complained he wanted to watch the football! I was stunned by this bloke, I mean, there are positions that allow for both

100 years of women's suffrage over here. We're just copying you!

[Magic]

My husband cannot work the washer.
Nor could he do Ironing, or cook a dinner
My husband cannot tape a TV program or timer.
My husband cannot sew, knit ,or peg rugs.
I am so glad he can not use a computer.
Men are fit for one thing and one thing only (well, maybe not)
Just depends how fit he is.
I just could not cope without him though
Thank you Lola

[BikerMatt]

[WiseMonkey]

I once remember an absolutely stunning married woman I worked with who complained about her husband. She was naked in leather boots standing on the bed as he complained he wanted to watch the football! I was stunned by this bloke, I mean, there are positions that allow for both :roflmao

Terry, you know men can't multi-task!!

[MyNameIsTerry]

Terry, you know men can't multi-task!!

women always want things in multiples off us poor blokes...we just carry stuff around shops and that's taking up all the brain RAM we have!

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Men are fit for one thing and one thing only (well, maybe not)
Just depends how fit he is.

Taking the bins out?