We started out in Yuma
Searching for a tumor
But only found a mean old puma
So I jump on a plane and went zooma!
All the way to Montezuma
But I left one shoe back in Yuma
So I send this call to you ma
Will you please send me my other shoe ma
She sent right back, here's your shoe pa
So from starting out in Yuma
All the way to Montezuma
We never found that tumor
So instead we send you humor.
God bless you.