Visitors, how to survive them?

[Dave777]

Hiya, my Partner is having her friend,teenage lad, and maybe her partner stay for a weekend.
Can anybody relate to my feelings of "oh cr*p, can't face it"

Any tips of how to entertain and keep smiling will be greatly appreciated.

Also how do I keep a teenager away from all my Toys?!! lol

Dave (selfish, grumpy 'ol bloke) x bah humbug !

[darkangel]

Hi Dave

Lol, Im sure you are not as grumpy as you make out

Anyway, look on the weekend as fun and just be yourself. Visitors prefer a relaxed happy home where they can enjoy and be themselves so I wouldn't get too worried about it - hopefully the weather will be great and you can have a fab barbeque.

As for the teenager, Im sure he will have his own toys with him lol, they seem to spend hours doing stuff on a mobile! You can always get the dominoes out if he gets that bored though lol.

If all else fails, pour yourself a glass of wine and just chill.....................

Im sure it will go great

Luv Darkangel

[Dave777]

Hiya,thanks for the advice, thought of buying a straight jacket for the teenager from eBay lol

Your advice sounds good, losen up, drink heavily..... a good guide for a happy life.. haha

Hope to do a BBQ but who knows with the daily monsoons, maybe you should drop by and help out?, maybe you all should come!!? .... my address is:
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haha aint I sooo BAD xx

[Piglet]

Think the answer here is don't worry about entertaining people - just be jovial and keep food and drink coming lol!!

Love Piglet

[Dave777]

thanks Piglet, PINK is the new BLUE lolxx

[kilvosa]

Hi dave
Im sure you will be fine ive got my friend and her teenager son coming yoday for a week hes an emo( cant spell it) wears more make up than me!!! Got the playstation ready and a few outings too havent done the food shopping yet whoops!
After they go ive got a teenager coming for a week used to care for her twin sister for 12 years, dont know what im gonna do with her yet trip to the shops is always a wiinner with girls got two younger kids at home so hopefully they will alll entertain themselves lol
Hope youre weekend goes ok.
Take care
Annexx

[Dave777]

Hi Anne, if you can do all that, I can do it too! lol

As luck would have it I've got a Play Station, maybe I should dust it down and power it up ?
Meanwhile I'll stock up the wine rack... haha xx

[trac67]

oi you, stop being one of the original grumpy old men and relax and enjoy lol

And if all else fails you could move into the garden shed for the weekend lol

Catch you later

Love

Trac xxx

[Dave777]

Hi Trac, garden shed sound a great idea, lots of mega big spiders! xxxx

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[trac67]

Dave is that a pic of you in the hat honey lol

See told you i was full of something, now i know what it is ................... ideas lol

Love

Trac xxx