I will say, there is a solid positive that has come out of this thread. I now have the term "ninja bats" in my lexicon. Although I did spit out coffee all over my keyboard when I read it, worth the price.
As a complete aside, I know a guy (not an HAer or anything) whose cat helpfully murdered a bat in the house while he slept one night. The cat dropped the bloody severed bat head on his face as he slumbered, and he actually had a blood to mouth transference and had a scratch on his nose when he woke up. He is the only actual person I know personally who actually, genuinely needed that rabies shot. His insurance fought him on it and he had to finally pay $2000 out of the $9000 bill. I will tell him gleefully about ninja bats. He may not laugh as hard as I did.
;-)