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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...yRw6h2xc6xLPzA

    A portrait made famous in the BBC sitcom 'Allo 'Allo has been sold for £15,000.

    The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies, by fictional artist Van Clomp, was a running joke in the show, which ran between 1982 and 1992.


    I wonder if it's the real one or one of the two forgeries And does it smell of Rene's sausage?

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    https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/05/clair...ances-8210416/

    A school’s clairvoyant night was cancelled this week due to ‘unforeseen circumstances’ – sparking an inevitable onslaught of Twitter snark.



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    https://www.mirror.co.uk/science/che...rying-13690601

    Chemicals on non-stick frying pans are making men's penises half an inch smaller

    Bloody hell!!!

    Not good news for "pan sexuals"

    Does having a larger pan suggest a compensation?

    Will there be a twin study showing women are more pleased in the bedroom by men who don't cook? Seems like a good way to get out of doing the cooking

    No don't someone will jump on this as a way to stop us eating our bacon fry ups.
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    https://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news...id-an-octopus/

    Man arrested on suspicion of drug driving claimed he swerved to avoid an octopus

    A 49-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of drug driving in Devon after overturning his car “to avoid an octopus”.
    Police were called at around 5.15pm on Tuesday to reports of an accident on the A381 between Malborough and South Milton where they found the vehicle upside-down in a ditch.
    The official account for the Kingsbridge area of Devon and Cornwall Police tweeted: “Emergency services are currently dealing with a single vehicle RTC on the A381 by the South Milton turn where a car has overturned.
    “The driver stated he swerved to avoid an octopus. He is currently in custody on suspicion of drug driving.”




    Police said they found no evidence. I wonder if they checked for squid marks?
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    https://www.facebook.com/thedailysta...type=2&theater

    House proud mouse caught on camera cleaning garden shed!

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    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ring-duty.html
    Britain's rudest female police officer is sacked after breaking wind on duty, asking colleague if he wanted affair with 'fatter, ugly, older woman' and calling driver 'a c***' as she arrested him



    Could we get her a job in Aus, Lola?
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    I know a lot of female cops just like her Terry she would fit in quite well

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    Lola.

    Here's another one for our Australian commentators:

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-47702527

    Fart bullying case: Engineer contests A$1.8m court ruling

    A worker in Australia who claims his ex-supervisor repeatedly broke wind at him has appealed against a court ruling that found he was not bullied.



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    We have a farter like that at work

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    https://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle...-a4114521.html
    ‘Showy’ men with beards have the smallest testicles, study finds

    Know a man with long hair and a beard? He's probably got small testicles, well, at least according to a new study.

    Researchers from the University of Western Australia and the University of Zurich have found that male primates can either be ‘well adorned or well-endowed – but not both’.


    Does that mean the crazy beard trend is now over once they read this?

    Although, primates tend to grow red bums to attract mates...which might explain why I've got piles for the last 20 years? Come on ladies, have a good look at this bunch of grapes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola-Lee View Post

    We have a farter like that at work
    Wouldn't it describe most dad's?
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