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    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-new...e-dog-14544367

    This adorable blind pooch has his own guide dog, who helps him navigate, and has become his best friend.

    Amos, a staffy cross and Toby, nine, a border terrier, have been inseparable for the past year, with Toby defending Amos from other dogs and even help him find his water bowl.
    How adorable is this! :
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    https://www.scratchcard-winners.co.u...by-scratchcard

    A 69 year old Great-Grandmother, Cathy Cutts, from Mexborough in South Yorkshire, purchased one of the new Triple Cashword Bonus scratchcards as part of her £15-a-week scratchcard habit.

    Upon closer inspection, she realised that the scratchcard had a hidden insult for her!


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    https://www.standard.co.uk/news/tran...mpression=true

    South Western Railway is investigating after a driver appeared to broadcast porn on a train's tannoy, much to the bemusement of the passengers on board.

    In a 30-second clip posted on social media sexual noises can be heard as passengers are unable to contain their giggles.

    One stunned woman asks: “Is that coming from the driver?”

    The footage was shared on Twitter by Paul Brunton on Friday morning, who wrote: "My driver casually watching porn whilst leaving the tannoy system on…"

    He told The Times that the incident on the Waterloo-bound train followed an announcement that there would be a short delay to the train journey.
    I guess the driver must have stopped for a " Thomas the Tank"
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    Good one Terry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola-Lee View Post

    Good one Terry
    When that woman asked if it was the driver someone should have explained it was the train going into the tunnel, an explanation dreaded by all parents at some point as their kids grow.

    This article includes the video clip posted by the passenger. The train is actually moving!!! Surely the transport police will want to have a word about him hands being "off the wheel" or is it ok as it's a dead man's handle so only needs one hand?

    https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2019/05/13...w-left-tannoy/
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    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-48444814


    'Giant Christmas bauble' in Thames sparks bomb alert

    A suspected unexploded bomb on the banks of the River Thames turned out to be a "giant glittery Christmas bauble".
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    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-...moved-21031151

    Duck named Dave has to have penis removed after being 'over-amorous' with ladies
    Lucky there were 3 females then!

    Poor old Dave the duck!
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    https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/wei...earns-25347716
    A three-legged dog has shocked his owners by learning how to walk upright like a human following a car accident.

    Dexter, a Brittany Spaniel, sadly lost one of his front legs in an accident with a car and has since been undergoing training to learn how to walk again.

    However, instead of learning how to balance his weight across three legs, he has chosen to walk on just his hind legs instead.
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    Re: The Amusing News Thread.

    Hi Terry

    https://www.menshealth.com/uk/health...om-nightclubs/

    The last time I was in a club was well over 20 years ago (or longer perhaps; can't quite remember) .. they (she) don't want old farts in the clubs ... by 9 I'm IN in PJs and ready for bed now at 10PM. LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scissel73 View Post
    Hi Terry

    https://www.menshealth.com/uk/health...om-nightclubs/

    The last time I was in a club was well over 20 years ago (or longer perhaps; can't quite remember) .. they (she) don't want old farts in the clubs ... by 9 I'm IN in PJs and ready for bed now at 10PM. LMAO
    That’s hilarious! But also very insulting


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