9 words women use
9 words women use
How true...
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this
means a 1/2 hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been
given five more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This
means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with nothing usually end
in fine .
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't
Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think
long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question,
or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying %@!# YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do
several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a
man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
*Send this to the men you know, to warn them about
arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology
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