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    Thumbs up A-Z things you wouldn't expect to hear in a hospital

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    apparently that's a real illness. I didn't even know that

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    Re: A-Z things you wouldn't expect to hear in a hospital

    B...
    Be interesting to see if he tries to insert something else up there
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    Re: A-Z things you wouldn't expect to hear in a hospital

    Doctor: "We're very sorry we gave you the prognosis for another patient Mr Forbes, so we can tell you that you don't have only 12 months to live."

    Patient: "oh thank god for that!"

    Doctor: "Unfortunately you only have 6 months to live".

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    Doctor "We're very sorry Mr Frost but there was a mistake in reading the type of operation you came in for and I'm afraid we haven't removed your appendix."

    Patient: "So, what have you done?".

    Doctor: "We gave you a full sex change and you are now a woman".

    Patient: "What? How could this happen? Are you telling me I will never get another erection?"

    Doctor: "Of course you will, it just won't be yours."

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    Re: A-Z things you wouldn't expect to hear in a hospital

    "Charge, none"
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    Re: A-Z things you wouldn't expect to hear in a hospital

    Too be told your Hematologist is named Dr Death.
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    Re: A-Z things you wouldn't expect to hear in a hospital

    A patient calling to order a Chinese takeaway

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