Rabies (nothing)
Melanoma (bruises, irregular but stable moles)
Breast Cancer (nothing)
Brain Tumor (headache)
HIV/AIDS (nothing)
Tetanus (nothing)
Labyrinthitis (inner ear congestion)
Meniere's Disease (also inner ear congestion)
Lupus (sunburn)
Schizophrenia (anxiety)
Borderline Personality Disorder (anxiety)
Multiple Sclerosis (nothing)
ALS (nothing)
Creutzfeldt-Jakob (nothing)
Huntington's (nothing)
Appendicitis (ovarian cyst)
IBS/IBD/Crohn's/ulcerative colitis (stress/diet)
The brain eating amoeba thing (nothing)
Type II diabetes (nothing)
Ebola (nothing)
EEE Virus (just a regular mosquito bite)