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This is three days out of date, but never mind - there's nothing else in the news worthy of attention. *Who calls their dog ‘Jesus’? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-47997507 When I saw this story I wondered why, given the dog’s name, it didn’t just walk back to dry land. Then I thought what would have been more amusing would’ve been if that dog had been trapped in a cave, but when the fire brigade rolled away the stone blocking the entrance, all they found was its collar… *Joseph and Mary Carpenter…?No dogs were harmed in the making of these jokes!
Did he emerge to cries of "he hath risen!"