Today’s headlines .........

[Catkins]

Oh no, I don't think I can unlearn it.

[Catkins]

Oh no, I don't think I can unlearn it.

Edit: told my husband about this he says 'tell them to f off'.

[Pamplemousse]

Ye Gods, the world's burning and people want to cancel the word "curry"?

Get in the sea.

[spectrum123]

Mars Bars Mineral Meddling

‘Perseverance Mars rover's first rock sample goes missing.’

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-58148756

‘The robot's mechanisms seemed to work perfectly but when a metal tube expected to hold the sample was examined, it was found to be empty.’

Those wily Martians have yet again thwarted human attempts at getting to know them better (and who could blame them?). I think the boffins were expecting to find a piece of sample rock, presumably with ‘Mars’ written all the way through it…?

[Lencoboy]

Ye Gods, the world's burning and people want to cancel the word "curry"?

Get in the sea.

Yeah, the latest trivial thing to fall foul of 'cancel culture'!

Next people will probably be demanding the banning of the words 'dog', 'pig', etc.

The world truly gets more and more irrational every day.

[pulisa]

Not a good day for HRH The Prince "Do You Know Who I Am" Andrew...

[MyNameIsTerry]

Not a good day for HRH The Prince "Do You Know Who I Am" Andrew...

Andrew Cuomo is free for a night out. Sounds like they would get along

[pulisa]

Yes they appear to have a lot in common..Pretty gruesome really.

Pizza Express in Woking has yet to be awarded a Royal Seal of Approval. It is handily placed for the Job Centre though if the dough balls are taking too long to arrive..

[Catkins]

Who Foots The Bill?

‘Man admits "foot fetish" nuisance calls costing the NHS £21,000.’

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-58178106

Perhaps this case has brought him to heel and he's now toeing the line – maybe he needs a solemate…. (Oh stop groaning! This is the silly season, so what do you expect?)

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I really don't understand foot fetishes. But then I guess I see a lot of very unpleasant feet with work.

[MyNameIsTerry]

It doesn't say how he worked asking the call operators about their feet. But still, what an ah-sole for wasting NHS money.

I suppose there's no point in the judge putting his foot up his backside, he'd probably quite enjoy that.

Judge: "do you have anything to say?"
Defendant: "yes, do you have hairy toes. Cor!"