Normal period?

[Phuzella]

Way too much info

[nomorepanic]

Hi

This is just a courtesy reply to let you know that your post was moved from its original place to a sub-forum that is more relevant to your issue.

This is nothing personal - it just enables us to keep posts about the same problems in the relevant forums so other members with any experience with the issues can find them more easily.

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[MyNameIsTerry]

Are you bored today, Helen? I doubt you'll find much up there

Can you remember that Tommy Cooper sketch where he was standing in front of the stage curtains pulling increasingly larger items out of a sack?

[KK77]

Can you remember that Tommy Cooper sketch where he was standing in front of the stage curtains pulling increasingly larger items out of a sack?

Just like that!

[BlueIris]

Helen, I'd explain, but it wouldn't make a blind bit of difference.

[MyNameIsTerry]

Just like that!

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[nomorepanic]

What on earth are you trying to do?

[Fishmanpa]

I examined myself today and opening legs and open vagina I see a bulbous bulge right in the centre. I am due on my period. I feel so sick with nerves. Is this my cervix? What does it mean? I had high grade cells taken off in January. Are they back? Worse?

I can put my finger up and past what I think was my cervix. I don't think I would be able to do this if it was my cervix.

Please help.

Positive thoughts

[Carys]

Holy moley. Possibly not the right phrase, given the context!

Incidentally, you can't put your finger through your cervix, that isn't how the human body is. You wouldn't see your cervix without a speculum, mirror, loads of lube and an ability to bend your head at odd angles. Even then, chances are you wouldn't see it. Just stop what you are doing; I hope nobody answers about your cervix questions, as there is no way people should be judging that most internal part of the body.

[MyNameIsTerry]

Holy moley. Possibly not the right phrase, given the context!Incidentally, you can't put your finger through your cervix, that isn't how the human body is. You wouldn't see your cervix without a speculum, mirror, loads of lube and an ability to bend your head at odd angles. Even then, chances are you wouldn't see it. Just stop what you are doing; I hope nobody answers about your cervix questions, as there is no way people should be judging that most internal part of the body.

Sounds like an act we might see on Britain's Got Talent