Various Health Fears

[Buster70]

Having just read these recent comments I can confirm laughter is the best medicine except for diarrhoea in which case it can be disastrous, I’d also advice against reading this thread after eating your evening meal as I did throw up in my mouth several times luckily I didn’t have to swallow it down as quick chuckle spat it out over my surprised dog .
Having once had a “ rectal fingering “ from a doctor and if he had said it that way I’d have run a mile it told me two things , one all was well medically and two any chance of me batting for the other side were quickly put to rest , it’s a no from me exit only
Rookie mistake delete your browsing history then do a search for how to be a better man / woman , best presents for a partner or arnt kittens cute

[NoraB]

I did throw up in my mouth several times luckily I didn’t have to swallow it down as quick chuckle spat it out over my surprised dog.

My lurcher has attempted to nosh down on a dead rat before now - a bit of vomit wouldn't faze the manky bugger lol

Having once had a “ rectal fingering “ from a doctor and if he had said it that way I’d have run a mile

I've honestly lost count of how many rectal fingerings I've had thanks to HA. Whenever the GP snaps on the latex gloves now, I automatically whip my drawers off, climb onto the bed and lie on my side facing the wall.

[Buster70]

My lurcher has attempted to nosh down on a dead rat before now - a bit of vomit wouldn't faze the manky bugger lol



I've honestly lost count of how many rectal fingerings I've had thanks to HA. Whenever the GP snaps on the latex gloves now, I automatically whip my drawers off, climb onto the bed and lie on my side facing the wall.

Pop yourself on the bench and assume the fetal position ( or fecal I forget which ) look out of the window and suck your thumb this is going to be embarrassing for for both of us , if you’re shy you can close the blind , I got a call the Doctors when I got home which we always think the worst but it was just the receptionist to say the Doctor had lost his wedding ring and if it turned up could I return it

[pulisa]

Alimentary, my dear Doctor...

[Fishmanpa]

rectal fingerings

And to think, there have been many posts by members describing that done voluntarily to themselves!

Positive thoughts and anal threads!

[NoraB]

I got a call the Doctors when I got home which we always think the worst but it was just the receptionist to say the Doctor had lost his wedding ring and if it turned up could I return it

I don't want to out-do you, but it was a wrist-watch and several bangles with my GP.

[NoraB]

Alimentary, my dear Doctor...

Oh, you're good P!

[NoraB]

And to think, there have been many posts by members describing that done voluntarily to themselves!

Positive thoughts and anal threads!

You can't beat a good old anal thread Fishmanpa!

[pulisa]

We haven't had a good old anal threadworm thread for ages...I'm itching for that

[Fishmanpa]

We haven't had a good old anal threadworm thread for ages...I'm itching for that

They have OTC creams for that

Positive thoughts