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    Re: For fun - What's on your bedside table?

    I knew I could rely on Terry

    There's a 'more' button for the other emojis WiredIncorrectly, but Terry has his own personal stash that run into probably thousands!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carnation View Post
    I knew I could rely on Terry

    There's a 'more' button for the other emojis WiredIncorrectly, but Terry has his own personal stash that run into probably thousands!
    Yeah I think he's got his own because I tried that.

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    What about your gallon of KY jelly, Terry?😂

    Ok here's mine. A Bose wave radio. A lamp of course. A couple of books including the Bible. Then all that stuff is absolutely covered with various knick knacks that my two little granddaughters give me every time I leave their house. For some reason they feel the need to present me with a parting gift after a visit. So it's stuff like the arm of a doll, a pen cap, a rock, a shoelace, drawings... just random stuff hastily given on my way out the door. There's so much of it that the table isn't big enough to contain it all so some of it winds up on the floor invariably. Gotta get me some kind of a box or a bigger night stand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noivous View Post
    What about your gallon of KY jelly, Terry?😂.
    A gallon? I'm imagining traffic cones and everything. Oh dear.

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    Re: For fun - What's on your bedside table?

    Mines boring.

    Lamp
    Book
    Pair of glasses...otherwise can't see book
    A bottle of hair oil

    oh and a light layer of dust
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    LOL! Safety cones! That's probably a good idea, Wired. After all that stuff is very slippery. got to have safety first in Terry's Love shack. 😁

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noivous View Post
    LOL! Safety cones! That's probably a good idea, Wired. After all that stuff is very slippery. got to have safety first in Terry's Love shack. 😁
    Wetting myself laughing here

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    Re: For fun - What's on your bedside table?

    lmao right now there is:

    bottle of autograph Intense from M&S (it's great value but the BEST aftershave I've ever smelt)
    Suede shoe brush
    aspirin 300mg tabs
    USB memory stick
    a glass of vodka/coke
    flutiform inhaler

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    Lol I don't really have a bedside table....I prefer something bigger for all my crap..... ... I have a bedside desk...

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    Re: For fun - What's on your bedside table?

    All this talk of bedside tables reminded me of a true story...

    Many years ago, I thought it would be a good idea to have a handy pack of condoms on my bedside table - for those y'know...unexpected emergencies.

    Well, the "emergency" didn't come - and nor did I. So after months of gathering dust, one day I flushed the buggers down the bog in anger. I thought that was the end of the matter until I went for a slash later. To my utter horror, the pack was floating in the bowl, large as life, bold as you like, gawping at me! So I flushed the bog again and went about my usual biz...

    Later that evening, a female cousin came round. After using the toilet, she asked me why I'd flushed a pack of Durex down the bog! I ran upstairs like a lunatic and, yep, there it was, bobbing up and down like a lucky turd! This time I wasn't taking any chances and I used the bog brush to force the swines round the u-bend to their ultimate doom! Pffft.

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