For fun - What's on your bedside table?

[Carnation]

I'm a bit concerned about the glue gun

[RadioGaGa]

hahahahha KK77 I love your post

Come on - if you're flushing a 'dom, you wrap it in toilet paper! That's the way to make it actually go 'round the bend'

[venusbluejeans]

I'm a bit concerned about the glue gun

Haha it is also my crafting table.... the glue gun is used to make things like this..

[MyNameIsTerry]

Lol I don't really have a bedside table....I prefer something bigger for all my crap..... ... I have a bedside desk...

Looks like a scene off Saw!

P.S. I love the next pick with the wreath you made. That's really good!

[MyNameIsTerry]

All this talk of bedside tables reminded me of a true story...

Many years ago, I thought it would be a good idea to have a handy pack of condoms on my bedside table - for those y'know...unexpected emergencies.

Well, the "emergency" didn't come - and nor did I. So after months of gathering dust, one day I flushed the buggers down the bog in anger. I thought that was the end of the matter until I went for a slash later. To my utter horror, the pack was floating in the bowl, large as life, bold as you like, gawping at me! So I flushed the bog again and went about my usual biz...

Later that evening, a female cousin came round. After using the toilet, she asked me why I'd flushed a pack of Durex down the bog! I ran upstairs like a lunatic and, yep, there it was, bobbing up and down like a lucky turd! This time I wasn't taking any chances and I used the bog brush to force the swines round the u-bend to their ultimate doom! Pffft.

It must have seen me coming

I thought you meant she saw one of them floating around with a turd in it??? That would be revealing even more...I believe they freeze such things before "use"

[MyNameIsTerry]

What about your gallon of KY jelly, Terry?

I forgot about that, thanks I must admit I didn't think it possible for us to get through it all but you proved me wrong

A gallon? I'm imagining traffic cones and everything. Oh dear.

Yeah...the ones with the safety lamps on too

LOL! Safety cones! That's probably a good idea, Wired. After all that stuff is very slippery. got to have safety first in Terry's Love shack. 

I didn't know you had a name for it. I did wonder why you kept saying your B-52 was about to explode.

[Carnation]

That's beautiful Emmz

KK, I am shocked! Come to think of it, I'm not really.

Terry, I was counting on you for the muck.

Noivous, that's so sweet about the pressies your grandchildren bring you so you can look at them when you go to sleep.

Keep them coming....

[WiredIncorrectly]

Lol I don't really have a bedside table....I prefer something bigger for all my crap..... ... I have a bedside desk...

I have the same glue gun! It's hurts like hell when you get a hot blob of that on your skin.

[WiredIncorrectly]

hahahahha KK77 I love your post

Come on - if you're flushing a 'dom, you wrap it in toilet paper! That's the way to make it actually go 'round the bend'

exactly this ^^

[BlueIris]

Oh god, my husband bought me a cheap glue gun one birthday. I was making some paper roses whilst wearing a nightshirt and it dripped onto my thigh, at which point I tried to wipe it off with my finger.

I landed up binning it.

Nice pliers, though, Terry. I see nippers, round and half-round, I think?