Bear Lives Matter ;)

[MyNameIsTerry]

We do get big cat sightings though. The police have turned up to find a big cuddly toy on more than one occassion

Someone would have to be pretty desperate to sneak up on a bear for a quickie I suppose it can get pretty lonely out in the remote countryside I once knew a guy who was so drunk he tried to have sex with his front door

[AntsyVee]

When I went to the UK, I had never heard so many sheep-screwing jokes...especially in pubs and especially in welsh vs British jokes. I wondered what started that obsession!

You knew a guy, huh?

[Noivous]

Hey Johnny where's your dad?

He's out in the barn screwing the sheep.

What?!

I said he's out in the barn screwing sheep.

Doesn't that bother you?

Naaaaa.

[AntsyVee]

Oy vey, N. LOL The only thing I have to follow up with that is a worse joke that cannot be seen on here.

[whispershadow]

We do get big cat sightings though. The police have turned up to find a big cuddly toy on more than one occassion

Someone would have to be pretty desperate to sneak up on a bear for a quickie I suppose it can get pretty lonely out in the remote countryside I once knew a guy who was so drunk he tried to have sex with his front door

How in the hell ............... we maybe better not go there

[pulisa]

No back door jokes please

[Noivous]

Give me another drink!

No way Bob you've had too much I'm shutting you off.

What do you mean! I'm not drunk!

You can't even see right now Bob.

Yes I can. For instance I can see that one eyed cat walking into the bar.

now I know you're drunk. That cat has two eyes and it's walking out.

[Noivous]

I opened a new bar room. I put a sign on the front of the place it said liquor in the front poker in the rear. Full house every night!

[Noivous]

Sorry Pulisa... That was pretty mild though. ;-)

[AntsyVee]

LOL Have you seen the Simpsons episode where Bart goes to Duff Gardens and tries the beer goggles?