'It was a wedding ring, destined to be found in a cheap hotel, lost in a kitchen sink, or thrown in a wishing well' - Marillion, Clutching at Straws, 1987
Well he was posting links for anal sex on some threads. He must have given your plight some consideration given the piles situation
I remember when I first started having piles as a young man the female GP asking if I were gay. She said we have to ask to understand any possible root cause. I replied "I'm not that brave" and she laughed
My piles all started due to weight training. It's similar to why pregnant women get them; all the straining when pushing into the bottom.
How about lunges? Not sure if they will cause the same but they aren't as intense. Squats are one of the hardest exercises and with weights you can be sore for days. Big impact on posterior chain and great for testosterone and fat burning due to being a major muscle workout.
I'm guessing you're not quite ready for pistols? (maybe assisted version? Pistols are an advanced one)
Bear crawls?
For the wrists you mentioned earlier I think a lot is to be said for just towel twists and squeezes. Carrying heavy objects too. You can often spot a working man by those muscular forearms.
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Are the pistols to shoot myself Terry? Yea piles isn't something I like to bring up (eww that sounds weird) in normal conversation. I bought the cream from Asda and paid at the automated till so as to avoid knowing looks from the cashier. I'm sure its the squats that are responsible, so I found some 'knee friendly' workouts. Maybe I should type 'haemorrhoid friendly' instead.
Yes I do wonder how gay chaps go on with it. Not that I wonder about it that often, I mean like just now.
'It was a wedding ring, destined to be found in a cheap hotel, lost in a kitchen sink, or thrown in a wishing well' - Marillion, Clutching at Straws, 1987
Riding a bike
That reminds me of a time I had seen 3 women standing under a sign that read Town Bikes For Hire
My morning exercise is I must I must increase my bust.
Thanks hlvd and Lola.
OK about 10 days ago Mrs F was looking through Wowcher and saw some cheap exercise bikes. They were selling for £59, knocked down from £114 I think? Anyway I had grave misgivings but in the past she's called me a snob, so I kept quiet.
Well today it arrived. You have to assemble it yourself which I duly did. It was advertised as a beginner's bike, but all I could do was laugh. That's a huge insult to beginners. It has a dial to adjust resistance, however its the same no matter how much you turn the dial. So I thought I'd pedal faster instead, but then the pedals threatened to come off and the bike felt like it might collapse under me.
So I thought maybe its a 'single use' exercise bike, disposable. Which it may as well be as I'd get more exercise getting out of bed. It really is utter trash. Anyway I hope this gives anyone reading this a laugh, it has me.
'It was a wedding ring, destined to be found in a cheap hotel, lost in a kitchen sink, or thrown in a wishing well' - Marillion, Clutching at Straws, 1987
I'm sure she meant well but sorry it was a waste of money. I expect there's a lot of rubbish being touted online at the moment though.
I hate all this self-assembly stuff but that's because I'm clueless with a toolkit..It's the bits left behind which worry me if I attempt to put anything together!
'It was a wedding ring, destined to be found in a cheap hotel, lost in a kitchen sink, or thrown in a wishing well' - Marillion, Clutching at Straws, 1987
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