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    Everytime I stretch I speak a different language

    Had this all my life, never thought to raise it until now. This is going to sound strange. But all my life, whenever I stretch, my mouth automatically starts making noises that sound Arabic ... my partner and son are used to it now, but they think its really strange. It's not something I do on purpose, if I had the choice I'd rather not speak jibberish when I stretch. I'd rather stretch like everybody else.

    Does anybody do this or am I just a freak lol?
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    I thought you meant a different language every time! We could have rung the press & made millions

    Every time I sneeze I sound like Iím going to blow the roof off. Sometimes we just make odd noises. I got my sneeze off my Dad, did your parents speak Arabic when stretching?!


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    Re: Everytime I stretch I speak a different language

    Quote Originally Posted by Scass View Post
    I thought you meant a different language every time! We could have rung the press & made millions

    Every time I sneeze I sound like I’m going to blow the roof off. Sometimes we just make odd noises. I got my sneeze off my Dad, did your parents speak Arabic when stretching?!

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    No they didn't. I don't even know Arabic except for a couple of Islamic words I got from the Quran. It's got to be a vocal reflex or something caused by stretching.

    I knew somebody who would clap their hands when they sneeze but not sure if that was an OCD thing.

    And I'm like you with the sneezing. I get it from my Dad too.
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    Re: Everytime I stretch I speak a different language

    I got a buddy who's whole body twitches when she sneezes; it's hilarious! She looks like a puppy shaking off water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AntsyVee View Post
    I got a buddy who's whole body twitches when she sneezes; it's hilarious! She looks like a puppy shaking off water.


    I do love a good sneeze. There's something satisfying about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WiredIncorrectly View Post


    I do love a good sneeze. There's something satisfying about it.
    Yeah, either you save money on dinner and a movie or your hand isn't aching...
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    Wow, that’s pretty sad that you guys have had to resort to sneezing for sexual gratification over there. When is the government going to let you have sex again?
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    It's a new branch of MGTOW involving lots of snuff boxes
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