More bowel troubles again

[Lolalee1]

I would have done the same as your friend I have shit me duds on a number of occasions the last time was 3days ago my boss offered to hose me down lol I went into Target and got some cheap Cottontails

[NoraB]

my boss offered to hose me down lol

I find that slightly worrying lol. I bet the dude has a glass table at home lol

Or wasn't it a dude? If so, it's slightly less worrying....

[Lolalee1]

She is a classic a real laugh,I don’t think she is a dyke.

[NoraB]

She is a classic a real laugh,I don’t think she is a dyke.

I was thinkin' more of a fetish with the brown stuff lol

[Lolalee1]

Oh that’s sickand guess what her name is Helen lol and a Supervisor is Rebecca Ba!ha!ha!ha!.

[NoraB]

Oh that’s sickand guess what her name is Helen lol and a Supervisor is Rebecca Ba!ha!ha!ha!.

To be fair to me, she offered to hose the shite off you - which is a bit niche lol

P.S ask her if she's got a glass table lol

[Lolalee1]

Milly doesn’t have a glass tableshe was curious as to why I asked I left her in the lurch

[NoraB]

Milly doesn’t have a glass tableshe was curious as to why I asked I left her in the lurch

I reckon you're safe then cocker. I would have been concerned had she had admitted to a glass table and copious amounts of Windowlene under the kitchen sink lol.

[Lolalee1]

I would have been worried if she did and had a bowl on it where you put your keys.

[MrLurcher]

Well this thread took an interesting turn, thanks for the entertainment!

My bowels still don't feel right 5 days after the first episode - my guts just feel 'on edge', mildly uncomfortable, 'knotted', and bloated. Making horrible gurgling noises this morning as well after being to the toilet.

I should know by now that worrying about it will make matters worse but I can't help it. It was actually two years ago this month that my HA properly kick off with bowel issues, 2 years later, and multiple tests, I still find I'm unable to reassure myself when I get flare ups.