I crushed my tin foil hat and got a Google Pixel phone :D

[Phill2]

Glad to help

[Lolalee1]

I’m going back to carrier pigeons,with all the rain we have had it’s stuffed the internet connection and bloody phone.
Gotta go down the Library for connection.
As Kevin Bloody Wilson says,Stick that Effing Phone up Ya Effing Ar**e.

[Phill2]

I’m going back to carrier pigeons,with all the rain we have had it’s stuffed the internet connection and bloody phone.
Gotta go down the Library for connection.
As Kevin Bloody Wilson says,Stick that Effing Phone up Ya Effing Ar**e.

Kev is a legend

[NoraB]

Kev is a legend

You guys need to get Some Macc Lads up ya!

If you like Kevin Bloody Wilson, you'll love them!

Sweaty Betty anyone?

I won't put the YouTube vid on because The Macc Lads are very sweary, rude, and possibly certifiable. Also, I don't fancy the forum ban, but here's the first (and most tamest) line in the lyrics..

She wore big knickers and she worked on the sewage farm..

WARNING. DO NOT GOOGLE THE MACC'S SONGS IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED!!

[Phill2]

I've heard sweaty Betty

[WiredIncorrectly]

I nearly threw this phone up the wall this morning.

It knows far too much. I put in my own home phone number to call my gf while I was at the dentist, and it came up with my business name and address! Even though I'm listed on Google as a business, my address isn't listed. You can do this, it's a box you tick in Google My Business.

I wasn't too pleased about that.

[MyNameIsTerry]

I can't stop seeing the 2 condom now you've said that!

Just put one over my phone to see if it stops viruses. Can you still see me?

No, not now you've shoved a ribbed leopard skin French tickler over it.

Make sure you shove a fannydom over the wireless charging thingy though

[WiredIncorrectly]

No, not now you've shoved a ribbed leopard skin French tickler over it.

Make sure you shove a fannydom over the wireless charging thingy though

Are fannydoms still a thing? Every woman who has brought up the conversation says they're horrible.

[WiredIncorrectly]

Google has invented a problem, and this is one of the reasons I hate smart phones.

While I was SMS'ing today it said "Share location". So I asked my partner if her phone has this. She said yes.

If 2 partners have that option on their phone it means the paranoid partner/s can now request location at will, and if it's not shared I hate to image the war from that

Not sure if I'm within my period to send it back.

[BikerMatt]

You guys need to get Some Macc Lads up ya!

If you like Kevin Bloody Wilson, you'll love them!

Sweaty Betty anyone?

I won't put the YouTube vid on because The Macc Lads are very sweary, rude, and possibly certifiable. Also, I don't fancy the forum ban, but here's the first (and most tamest) line in the lyrics..

She wore big knickers and she worked on the sewage farm..

WARNING. DO NOT GOOGLE THE MACC'S SONGS IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED!!

Sweaty Betty........ And played for Wigan at the back of the scrum, didn't she?
Love the Macc lads Nora

The opening lyrics to More Tea Vicar are tremendous!