Men a bulges in shorts/boxers

[WiredIncorrectly]

Morning folks, I hope this gives you a bit of a chuckle, genuine question tho ...

I seen a guy on one of the breakfast shoes doing an exercise routine and he had a massive bulge in his shorts.

Are these bulges erm ... real? I can't understand how.

Being a male, who is is above average in that department I don't see how a bulge is possible. When the friend is not activated he's asleep. No bulge would show. Only when the friend is activated, or half activated, would a bulge be possible. A man couldn't maintain that activated state while doing exercises and talking to presenters.

Are men now wearing bulges?!

[WiredIncorrectly]

Oh dear https://www.etsy.com/uk/market/man_bulge

[MyNameIsTerry]

Oh dear https://www.etsy.com/uk/market/man_bulge

I like the big balls one. That's got to be handy for tennis. Good for health since I could carry a couple of plums in one of those for a nibble and get 2 of my 5 a day.

It does seem like an over engineering case to me. Just shove a sock down it

Remember the athlete John Regis? He was so gifted in that dept he nearly had to run sideways to stay in lane. He had to swing his legs to run.

As a joke one of the lads I worked with once stuffed a furby down his pants. It was a wear yours pants over your trousers superhero style day. He was getting some looks. Then he pulled the arms and legs out and walked through the same office of women to see if they noticed

[MyNameIsTerry]

A man couldn't maintain that activated state while doing exercises and talking to presenters.

Judy Finnegan. Phwoah!!!

Probably wouldn't do Alison Hammond's diet much good. She would be thinking sausage sandwiches

[Darksky]

Me…not immediately opening this thread up to look

[.Poppy.]

Me…not immediately opening this thread up to look

Same

[Catkins]

Maybe his trousers were too tight? Or a sock?

I think sometimes if someone is quite skinny it makes other bits look bigger.

[Darksky]

Me and Poppy would like to sincerely thank James for posting the above link.

[Phill2]

I'm betting on socks

[.Poppy.]

Me and Poppy would like to sincerely thank James for posting the above link.

My first thought was, wow, Etsy's really branching out. Good for them.