A-z of things not to do in a cafe

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 18-03-24, 08:54

Queen wave to all the other customers when you walk through the door....

**Carnation** · 18-03-24, 09:51

Lol

Read your book out aloud (Fifty Shades of Grey)

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 18-03-24, 16:31

Oh wow that would turn some heads Carnation...lol

Strip naked ....

**Carnation** · 18-03-24, 18:42

Is that after hearing the book read out, lol

Take your pet snakes and let them slither around the floor

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 18-03-24, 18:54

Lol, yeah after....

Upset the blind man by stealing his dog...

**Carnation** · 19-03-24, 08:50

V. I. P. yourself and demand special treatment

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 19-03-24, 15:23

Good one Carnation...

Wash the windows...

**Carnation** · 19-03-24, 18:58

Xerox the menu, then open up a cafe nearby and undercut their prices

**YoullNeverWalkAlone** · 20-03-24, 09:04

Yank down the chiefs trousers and smack his bum...

**Carnation** · 20-03-24, 10:29

Lol

Zip all the cushions to each other so they become one huge cushion

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