Funny Things Kids Do And Say

[shoegal]

I used to be a Child Minder and one day I was walking a little girl in the park. She ran off ahead of me and went into some bushes where I couldn't see her. I shouted after her "Come out of there so I can see you" to which she replied "It's alright! There's a man in here with me!"

[Granny Primark]

Today me little grandaughter was playing in the garden.
She started shouting look at me grandad im a minger.
Be hubby said a minger?
She said noo im a mingo cus mingos stand on one leg.

[diane07]

Dahlia, they're hysterical

[diane07]

My little girl has a build-a-bear teddy called Betty, she takes her everywhere with her, she changes her everynight and puts her pyjamas on and every morning before school she gets her dressed. So yesterday my little girl lucy comes home from school and i asked her has she had a good day, in which she replied "yes mum, i've had a nice day in school and Betty has had a nice day in nursery"

So last night as she was going to bed, i noticed Betty still perched on the dining room table, as she apparently has dinner with us, and i said "Lucy, don't forget Betty, i don't want her down here crying all night" she turned and looked at me as if i had just come down from the planet Zarg and said "Its a toy mum, its not real, it can't cry

[jessicalittler79]

kids will for sure keep us laughing ...when iam so down my kids pick me up there so funny...i love all of ur post ...

[nomorepanic]

My little girl has a build-a-bear teddy called Betty, she takes her everywhere with her, she changes her everynight and puts her pyjamas on and every morning before school she gets her dressed. So yesterday my little girl lucy comes home from school and i asked her has she had a good day, in which she replied "yes mum, i've had a nice day in school and Betty has had a nice day in nursery"

So last night as she was going to bed, i noticed Betty still perched on the dining room table, as she apparently has dinner with us, and i said "Lucy, don't forget Betty, i don't want her down here crying all night" she turned and looked at me as if i had just come down from the planet Zarg and said "Its a toy mum, its not real, it can't cry

That cracked me up today Di when you told me the story. Bless little Lucy eh?

[diane07]

My 8 year old daughter asked my older daughter who was pregnant at the time "so how do you get pregnant then" older daughter says, "ask mum she will be in soon" 8 year old replies "well thats silly if you're pregnant and can't tell me yourself, don't you know? you really must know how a baby was made if there is one in your tummy?

20 missed calls later i finally answered my phone to older frantic daughter

[Stormsky]

When my niece was 4 we showed her on a map of the world where we were going on holiday, she replied, I hope it's bigger than that when we get there, or we won't all fit on it...