April Fools

[weeble40]

already today, ive found out me and my sons girlfriend is pregnant, and me dog had puppies, some great wind ups

thought it be good to post the days antics and any pranks pulled

happy days

emms xxxxxx

[eeyorelover]

I'm in a horrible mood today so I pity anyone who tries to pull an April fool's joke on me! LOL
I would probably give them a surprise of their own by poppin them square in the nose!!!
PMSL

[nikk_dolittle]

I done a great one to my mum today...

I told my mum that my frined was going to drop a spider outside on his way to work about 6am for me to look at and see what breed it is.

Sooo I put a tank out side, on the door mat, and I left the lid slightly off as if it got out.....

Than when I got up I picked the tank up and went in. And I told mum the lid was off the tank and it must of got out.

So Mum went mad and went looking for it in the garden.

Then My frined phoned and asked have I seen it and I said Yeah Ive got it and that all is ok.... I wouldnt say It got out.

so Later in the day I phoned yan up and said Im sorry but its got out. and he was ok about it.

Then I had to tell mum that I saw a pic of it and that I think its this breed which is a posionous one......

Then I said if it bites it will numb the whole body in secs. (which no spider does anyway!)

Then Mum went ape over it telling me I have to find it as I cant let it in the garden, so I got stephan to ring her and said April fools.

xxxxx