Duck walks into a bar...

[mick_uk]

This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes"?
The bartender says, "No we only sell beer here".
The duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes"?
The bartender says, "No, I told you we only sell beer, and if you ask me again I'm going to nail your beak to the bar."
So the duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and says to the bartender "Do you have any nails"?
The bartender says "no".
The duck says "Good, do you have any grapes"?

[LadyBrackers]

Hi Mick,

Loved it, absolutely loved...gave me a chuckle! Thanks!

[kazzie]

Hi Mick

Laughed so much I cried

Kaz x

[doodah]

Love it! Thanks for the laugh!!

Wendy

[Jaco45er]

LMAO I personally would ban you for that joke

[doodah]

i'm not sure if it's the heat but I'm still laughing at the joke! lol.

[Zotamis]

I chuckled

[xBettyBoopx]

[lesleya]

A man is driving a pick-up truck down the road with a bunch of ducks standing in the back. A policeman pulls over the driver, informs him that he is speeding and then asks him where he's going with all those ducks. The driver says that he doesn't know what to do with them anymore. The officer says, "Look, there's a zoo not far from here, you should take them there." The man thanks the officer and drives off with his ducks.

The next day the officer again sees the same pick-up truck barreling down the road. This time, though, all the ducks in the back are wearing sunglasses. The officer pulls the driver over and says, "I thought I told you to take those ducks to the zoo!" "I did," said the driver, "but now they want to go to the beach!"

[Louise21]

Thanks for the jokes!