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    The Dentist

    A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled.

    The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.

    "No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said.

    The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.
    "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is
    suffocating me!"

    The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.
    "No objection," the patient says. "I'm fine with pills."

    The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet."

    The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"

    "It doesn't" said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something to hold onto when I pull your tooth!

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    Re: The Dentist

    hehehehehehehehe
    __________________
    from 'the velveteen rabbit' on the subject of being 'real'


    Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in your joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand."


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