Never trust a man, who when left alone in a room with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on
I'm 110 can play the spoons and look fab in my tartan support stockings!
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice". Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself and you won't go far wrong.
Oh my.....all these nubile octogenarians.
I will need to get a loveseat put on my Stannah Stairlift now .
Thanks for all your tips in the private messages.......a lot of the tips are physically impossible for someone of my age and the rest of the tips I'm sure are illegal in most countries.
And to carol, here are the answers to your questions:
(1) 25 years
(2) It would take me three hours to blow it up
(3) I've tried whipped cream but it melts
(4) Ann Summers doesn't sell them anymore
(5) You could use a magnifying glass
Never trust a man, who when left alone in a room with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on
A wee pic of me...
As you can see, i have MANY talents! xxxx
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice". Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself and you won't go far wrong.
lmao
I'm so in love now.
Never trust a man, who when left alone in a room with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on
Yesssss GET IN Lisa!!
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice". Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself and you won't go far wrong.
lmao
Never trust a man, who when left alone in a room with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on
Oh i must remember to get myself a decent bra
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice". Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself and you won't go far wrong.
I've slept in tents with less material than their knickers
Never trust a man, who when left alone in a room with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on
lmfao rofl
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice". Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself and you won't go far wrong.
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