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    Re: 98 year old man....

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    Re: 98 year old man....

    I'm 110 can play the spoons and look fab in my tartan support stockings!
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    Re: 98 year old man....

    Oh my.....all these nubile octogenarians.
    I will need to get a loveseat put on my Stannah Stairlift now .
    Thanks for all your tips in the private messages.......a lot of the tips are physically impossible for someone of my age and the rest of the tips I'm sure are illegal in most countries.
    And to carol, here are the answers to your questions:
    (1) 25 years
    (2) It would take me three hours to blow it up
    (3) I've tried whipped cream but it melts
    (4) Ann Summers doesn't sell them anymore
    (5) You could use a magnifying glass
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    Re: 98 year old man....

    A wee pic of me...




    As you can see, i have MANY talents! xxxx
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    Re: 98 year old man....

    lmao


    I'm so in love now.
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    Yesssss GET IN Lisa!!
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    Re: 98 year old man....

    lmao

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    Oh i must remember to get myself a decent bra
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    Re: 98 year old man....

    I've slept in tents with less material than their knickers
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    lmfao rofl
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