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    Unsophisticated 98 year old man.....

    Unsophisticated 98 year old man with interchangeable toupees and
    highly unpredictable obnoxious flatulence, seeks older woman who would love to share my passion for naked bungee jumping and Polynesian nose flute playing.

    Anyone?
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    Re: Unsophisticated 98 year old man.....

    First time ive laughed out loud in a while...no offense to you but very nice to meet you mick.

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    Re: Unsophisticated 98 year old man.....

    You made me laugh he!he! i am looking for a sugar daddy.......but i think you may have trouble pushing my wheelchair he!he!

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    Mick lol ya mad head, good to see ya xxxxxxxxxx
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    Re: Unsophisticated 98 year old man.....

    you have high expectations from this older woman Mick.

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    Re: Unsophisticated 98 year old man.....

    Hi again Mick,.......was thinking if you have not found someone yet i am willing and able.It is so hot over here i would'nt mind a trip over there it would be so nice to snuggle under a doona,I hope you can keep up with me he!he!................have a good day

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    Re: Unsophisticated 98 year old man.....

    If only I were a woman!

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    Re: Unsophisticated 98 year old man.....

    Have you found any takers yet Mick?

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    Re: Unsophisticated 98 year old man.....

    No takers yet Ronny
    I've had a couple of suggestions but one was physically impossible and the other is illegal in most countries
    Your wheelchair wouldn't be a problem Ronny, I have a motorized Zimmer frame. We could whizz through the shopping centers in no time.
    I do play the drums at two in the morning. Would that be a problem?

    I have a spare nose flute Bev

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    Re: Unsophisticated 98 year old man.....

    Quote Originally Posted by mick_uk View Post
    No takers yet Ronny
    I've had a couple of suggestions but one was physically impossible and the other is illegal in most countries
    Your wheelchair wouldn't be a problem Ronny, I have a motorized Zimmer frame. We could whizz through the shopping centers in no time.
    I do play the drums at two in the morning. Would that be a problem?

    I have a spare nose flute Bev

    Mick (at the moment searching for his false teeth in the aquarium)

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