Unsophisticated 98 year old man with interchangeable toupees and
highly unpredictable obnoxious flatulence, seeks older woman who would love to share my passion for naked bungee jumping and Polynesian nose flute playing.
Anyone?
Unsophisticated 98 year old man with interchangeable toupees and
highly unpredictable obnoxious flatulence, seeks older woman who would love to share my passion for naked bungee jumping and Polynesian nose flute playing.
Anyone?
Never trust a man, who when left alone in a room with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on
First time ive laughed out loud in a while...no offense to you but very nice to meet you mick.
GH xx
You made me laugh he!he! i am looking for a sugar daddy.......but i think you may have trouble pushing my wheelchair he!he!
Mick lol ya mad head, good to see ya xxxxxxxxxx
you have high expectations from this older woman Mick.
Veronica
"Never wear anything that panics the cat"
P. J. O'Rourke
Hi again Mick,.......was thinking if you have not found someone yet i am willing and able.It is so hot over here i would'nt mind a trip over there it would be so nice to snuggle under a doona,I hope you can keep up with me he!he!................have a good day
If only I were a woman!
Have you found any takers yet Mick?
No takers yet Ronny
I've had a couple of suggestions but one was physically impossible and the other is illegal in most countries
Your wheelchair wouldn't be a problem Ronny, I have a motorized Zimmer frame. We could whizz through the shopping centers in no time.
I do play the drums at two in the morning. Would that be a problem?
I have a spare nose flute Bev
Mick (at the moment searching for his false teeth in the aquarium)
Never trust a man, who when left alone in a room with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice". Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself and you won't go far wrong.
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