Hiya Lisa,
I'm doing really good thnx, hope you're doing well blondie.
Just touting here for a girlfriend
Minmum requirements: a pulse
Take care
Mick
xx
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Hiya Lisa,
I'm doing really good thnx, hope you're doing well blondie.
Just touting here for a girlfriend
Minmum requirements: a pulse
Take care
Mick
xx
Never trust a man, who when left alone in a room with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on
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Lmfao i'm quite sure you don't need to tout for a girlfriend mate, you'll have them falling at your feet with that hunour!
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice". Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself and you won't go far wrong.
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Howdy there Mick,he!he!
I play the bongo,s in the nude around mid night with my Bob Marley wig on,and a hooker ( smking Pipe).You are lucky you have choppers I ain,t got none all false like my boobs lol.I will see you over there as soon as I can,may i bring my dog?I must tell you I can still walk a touch,so watch out.......................Lovey dovey Ronny xx
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I spit my tea across the room!
It's not hooker....it's hookah!
The later wouldn't get you put in the clink (well I guess it could depending on what you have in it!) but if you were playing bongos, naked with a hooker now THAT might get a charge put on ya!
LOL
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Lol!
Thanks for that, Mick!
x
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I had visions of seeing Ronny sitting naked, no teeth, false boobs, playing the bongos dressed as Bob Marley with smoke rings coming out of a hooker sitting in the corner
Even on Prozac I never saw that !
Never trust a man, who when left alone in a room with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on
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lol Mick, you always give me a chuckle bud, I hope you are well fella
This thread really made me smile, thank you Mick x
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To all condenders...It would also help if you had hairy feet.
Mick has a foot fettish ya see
Look Mick, i even painted me nails for you this time....
Boooooootiful
PMSL
xxx
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice". Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself and you won't go far wrong.
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Nice feet lisa
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