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  1. 29-01-10, 15:15 #41
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    Re: Unsophisticated 98 year old man.....

    LMAO

    found some tips for you mik lol!

    Lovemaking Tips for Seniors



    1. Sexy Seniors ... please wear your glasses to make sure your partner is really in the bed.

    2. While attempting Seniors Lovemaking, set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

    3. Twilight Lovemaking ... set the mood with lighting ... turn the lights OFF!

    4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

    5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

    6. Keep the polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

    7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

    8. Make all the noise you want ... the neighbors are deaf too ... oh MY!

    9. Woo hoo ... if it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

    10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
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  2. 29-01-10, 15:21 #42
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    Re: Unsophisticated 98 year old man.....

    I know there is a lot of competition for you Mick, but just thought I would show you my new pants... do I stand a chance?

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    Re: Unsophisticated 98 year old man.....

    Oh sunshine

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    Re: Unsophisticated 98 year old man.....

    I am ready lol

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    Re: Unsophisticated 98 year old man.....

    Quote Originally Posted by sunshine-lady View Post
    LMAO

    found some tips for you mik lol!

    Lovemaking Tips for Seniors



    1. Sexy Seniors ... please wear your glasses to make sure your partner is really in the bed.

    2. While attempting Seniors Lovemaking, set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

    3. Twilight Lovemaking ... set the mood with lighting ... turn the lights OFF!

    4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

    5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

    6. Keep the polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

    7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

    8. Make all the noise you want ... the neighbors are deaf too ... oh MY!

    9. Woo hoo ... if it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

    10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

    OMG that's hilarious pmsl xxxx
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    Re: Unsophisticated 98 year old man.....

    Mick...pack your polygrip ultra and Bic razor, i am coming to get you....




    sorry ladies but if you're not fast, you're last!!
    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

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    Re: Unsophisticated 98 year old man.....

    All this temptation
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    Re: Unsophisticated 98 year old man.....

    Me and my brother on my 15th birthday. We are both single, if anyone is interested


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    Re: Unsophisticated 98 year old man.....

    Pmsl we could go on a double date!
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    Re: Unsophisticated 98 year old man.....

    Didnt know you were in movies Mick .."THE HILLS HAVE EYES " springs to mind .Good to see you still have your unique sense of humour ..T/C luv Sue xx
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